Muffin head

a word that badboyhalo uses to call his friends idiots or stupid.

Quackity: FUCKING DUMBASS
badboyhalo: LANGUAGE! you muffin head!

by thecraftingtable.. March 19, 2021

Head in the mailbox

To be in a deep level of sadness, usually after receiving a bad letter/parcel.

"Yeah, Bill had his head in the mailbox yesterday, he heard that his mother died."

by UrbanUm December 12, 2013

Pig head

The sloppiest of head

Great bitch gave me pig head now I can’t feel my dick

by Skllker May 27, 2022

skee head

Someone with hardly any hair usually used in northern ireland

You ardoyne skee head

by ebatw September 14, 2016

Dastardly Head

While performing nefarious oral sex, the one performing twists their pubic hair as if it was their mustache. Evil laughing is encouraged.

"While she was munching on my unkempt box, she twisted my pubes into two dreads she wore as a mustache. She called it Dastardly Head."
"You have all the luck with women."

by Larry The Unstable Guy March 29, 2021

Head of Skate

A (fake) Disney Movie made by CollegeHumor.com

It makes fun of Sarah Palin possibly becoming Vice President (with being an Alaskan Hockey Mom)

Michael - Have you seen "Head of Skate"?
Steven - What a fantasy!

(Both Nervously Chuckling)

by LiFeOfMiChAeL111 January 18, 2009

closet head

A blowjob given inside a closet, usually to hide the act from others.

Dillon says he's straight, but it sounded like he was getting closet head from Matt when I got close.

by Aideoghoi August 12, 2016