can i pwease have a phoneeeeeeeee

a kid with a speech disorder asking his parent for a phone.

can i pwease have a phoneeeeeeeee mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????

by hackb October 29, 2024

Do I Have an Audience?

An original by Holly ensuring that everyone she is speaking to is listening.

Group is chatting… Holly: “Do I have an audience??”

by legacyvillage December 5, 2024

We have the meats

(From the Arby's slogan): we have what it takes to make you sexually/socially happy

Boy, after seeing a commercial to go join a religious club: Mr priest, so you think you have the meats to get me to join your organization?

Priest: yes, we have the meats. Now go find a religious girl w whom you can procreate and have many beautiful children for God's benefit.

by Sexydimma December 6, 2024

You’ll have that on em’ big jobs

A way of saying “crap happens “.
Coined by truck driver Johnny “high ball” Christopher in 2004, Louisville Kentucky.

Employee :” I dropped a concrete form on my foot!”
Boss: “ son, you’ll have that on em’ big jobs.”

by Worldword.org December 7, 2024

have a jones for

To have a desire or craving for, to be addicted to (something or someone)

Addicts have a Jones for their drug or habit of choice. Some sports junkies have a Jones for baseball, others football, and still others cannot get enough NASCAR; some simply have a jones for ESPN and whatever is being shown at the moment.

by Evaristo December 10, 2024

Have a giant day

A figure of speech meaning to have a giant dick stuffed in your mouth

Im about to go to the club you coming?

Nah but you have a giant day.

by IMawordmaker20 December 18, 2024

How long have you been standing there

When you do something you usually only do alone, like sing while washing the dishes or making food for example, and someone was standing at a distance in the same room and you notice, so you ask them how long they've been there.

guy 1: *singing*
guy 2: hi
guy 1: how long have you been standing there?

by Nopersonalorsmthidk December 20, 2024