An advanced, high-tier erotic roleplay move reserved for only the most seasoned veterans of the craft. "The Real Deal" is not just a line—it's a status, a declaration, and a finishing move all in one.
Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.
Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius
Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.
Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius
by realdeal_phobos April 18, 2025
Get the The Real Dealmug. by Unknown-user-idc September 18, 2024
Get the Real World Retardedmug. by Kiylla July 17, 2023
Get the Real personmug. The expression of an applicable fact whenever the past, present, and future versions of you are all deliberately aligned in reality + truth.
Beyond a state of being “too real”.
This is true when you feel fully supported and guided by your higher self, beyond the 3rd/4th dimension.
Beyond a state of being “too real”.
This is true when you feel fully supported and guided by your higher self, beyond the 3rd/4th dimension.
If you only knew the synchronicity of what just happened…!!! Man, that was three realllll!
I’m three real. I know nothing else. Lemme alone.
I’m three real. I know nothing else. Lemme alone.
by Another You December 27, 2021
Get the Three Realmug. by Kidd22 October 20, 2021
Get the real cutemug. 
Barry: what are you listening to
Cornelius: jcole
Barry: but dude it's real kendrick hours why aren't u listening to Kendrick?
Cornelius: ah shit u right B
Cornelius: jcole
Barry: but dude it's real kendrick hours why aren't u listening to Kendrick?
Cornelius: ah shit u right B
by NROD6GOD June 5, 2018
Get the Real kendrick hoursmug.