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Ethan Cozad

Ethan Cozad is the best boyfriend a girl can ask for. He makes you smile 24/7, he’s perfect in every way inside and out, he makes your darkest days the brightest you’ll ever see. He is never unkind in anyway. He thinks about you all the time. He’ll cuddle with you to make you feel better, and he gives you his hoodie! He is such an angel. He is the most kindest, loving, caring human being to exist. He makes you laugh all the time. Even if it’s not on purpose. Just one slight smile from him will make you go wild. His eyes are beautiful. His laugh and voice is the most amazing sound to exist on the planet. Everything, and I mean, EVERYTHING, about Ethan Cozad is so perfect. There’s no flaws. Thank you for being here Ethan.❤️
See that amazing person over there? No doubt that’s Ethan Cozad
by Y @ |\| |\| @ |-| November 11, 2019
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Ethan

Ethan is the hottest boy like fr fr, he might be a drug addicted but he’s lit and will get you high. Don’t try to flirt with him because if you do his bitch will come and steal you weave aka me so don’t flirt with him okay yeah bye
Ethan is my boo touch him or I’ll kill you thanks bye
by Hisbitch101 January 31, 2019
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Ethan

A wonderful person who likes many girls in the class.He has fluffy hair and the colour action is awesome.He has two brothers.It is Awesoem to see him run and jump to see his hair bounce up and down
Girl 1: Look at that Ethan’s hair
Girl 2: IKR it’s so fluffy
by RANDOMGURLWHOISAWESOME March 14, 2019
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Ethan

Has a Dick longer than any other dumb "this Name has a long Dick" No. This Ethan has the longest dick and immediately beats all other dicks. Go shove your long Dick up your own Ass!
Gurrllllll, I just had Sex with Ethan hes got a Dick longer than Brian!!
by Blackwillow73@aol.com May 19, 2020
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Ethan

literally the friendliest most sustainable guy you’ll ever find and a 10/10 cat dad.
Amazing music taste, super nice and so cool.
person 1: hey is that your friend ethan?
person 2: yeah obviously! Look how cool he is
person 3: man, i wish i had an ethan as a friend.
by iheartglee October 6, 2021
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Ethans veiny dih

Ethans Veiny Dih is the biggest ive ever seen or held. personolly as a dude i am astonished at this feet of his massive wang. undeniably HUGE.
have you seen ethans veiny dih
by dininicio May 15, 2025
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Ethan

Ethan is a cool dude and a general freind. He also wrote this description.
by CharizardXYZ January 26, 2021
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