Ethan

Ethan such dick and farts all the time. Some how though he is still tan in winter. All the girls think he is so cool but once you get to know him you which you didn't. He is the biggest pick me you would EVER met. And i swear that all ethans are gay lmao. Just be careful if you know an ethan.

Oh no that ethna let out a fart again ethans are such pick mes

by your mummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm September 13, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is super weird he farts all the time in class and thinks its so funny when it most definetly is not. Somehow though he is still tan in the winter. He is a massive pick me and trys to get attention from people all the time. And also i swear most ethans are gay lol

Oh is that another fart ethan

by your mummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm September 13, 2022

Ethan

gamer. easy to talk to. sexy as fuckkkkk

Girl 1: Did you see that fit guy over there?
Girl 2: Yeah, that’s Ethan.

by Mike Oxlơŋɠ January 25, 2021

Ethan

Ethan goes great with April but but gets rejected a lot he acts gay with the boys bit he's not

Ethan shoudl ask out April
Yeah he shoudl!

by Mr smarty legs 23 July 19, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is the most imature person you’ll ever meet Ethan is a massive bum when a god (whichever it is you believe in) looks at him he crys

Gandhi- Ethan fucking sucks
Batman- I’m Batman! Btw fuck Ethan

Puppies everywhere- arf (roughly translates to Ethan fucking sucks)

by Ethansucks502 June 02, 2020

Ethan

a person who has many talents like giving head in 2 different ways

being a fukn snack

someone:i love how ethan can do alot of different stuff
someone else:yeah what a great guy

by ethanschmethan March 16, 2021

Ethan

he gets women, ALOT OF WOMEN

Ethan: i cool B)

by MEB2007 April 24, 2022