David

David takes a shit in your parking lot

David went ahead and took a dookie in the lot

by DaOnet November 22, 2021

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David Silverstoning

Harassing people with graphic texts including “I’m going to hug you,” “I’m going to motorboat your malleable pussy,” “here’s some dick in celebration.”

Did you hear about HR receiving that report that Joe was David Silverstoning Mary?

by Buttcracc July 20, 2020

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David

Cock sucking, ball licking, underdeveloped dwarf fucking, austistically verbally challenged retardant fuck

He plays waterpolo and and does dumb voices, he’s such a David.

by Mike Hawkhurts November 24, 2023

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Andrew uses his charm to fuck guys and eat big black pretzels with ketchup on them. Hes extremely racist but he fucks colored people. He co found the Ku Klux Klan in 1865 and founded lgbtq rights... he is definitely going to hell.

Damn that nigga is a andrew david william librizzi! Why does he fuck so many guys!!

by Old mcdonald 69 February 8, 2022

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robert david thomas

Someone who is a beautiful ginger. Often referred to friends as a "kind soul" with a huge ginger heart.

Everyone loves a robert david thomas. The most genuine, gym motivated type of people you will ever meet and we all know one!

Person 1: Who wants to go chicken place?
Person 2: hehehehhawwww !!!

i would LOVE to meet a robert david thomas
Oh that guy is such a Robert David Thomas!

by theycallmetave May 8, 2024

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