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Urban Dictionary 

1. misued

2. abused

3. purpose reduced

4. modern manifestation of human immaturity (sadly)

5. initially a great invention; currently a cause for ill intention

6. not a diary or a place for confessionals, however ridiculously slow people tend to think its a perfect location for rants and raves

8. seemingly a popular place for happily exercising and breeding Potty Mouth Syndrome (PMS)

9. brilliant place for ball-less bullies to target their victims.

10. lots more but cant be bothered right now. We have better things to do with our time than to read idiotic definitions which are 95% untrue and write one which actually is (this one duh)
You gotta feel sorry for the inventors of Urban Dictionary. Their intentions were great but clowns will always be clowns. A great place to play immature anonymously. A perfect local hangout joint for cowards to party and light houses on fire. What is the world coming to?

Olden Dictionary 

Website similar to Urban Dictionary, except in that it defines old phrases and sayings instead of slang. Can be used to decipher what the hell your parents are talking about, or to sharpen up for the next grueling conversation with your grandparents.

oldendictionary.blogspot.com
I had no idea what my Dad was talking about until I went to Olden Dictionary...
Olden Dictionary by mewt1900 June 11, 2011

Urban Dictionary 

What makes it possible for so many awesome definitions to be on the internet without being arrested =D
I was fighting a lawsuit against sexual harassment for telling a girl that i snatched her booty, thanks to urban dictionary i was able to tell them that i was talking about sunken treasure.............
Urban Dictionary by SANCHOGRIM June 15, 2011

urban dictionary 

Guy 1- Whats a MILF?
Guy 2- I don't know look it up on urban dictionary.
urban dictionary by someguy1 April 24, 2012

urban dictionary 

whatever your're looking at right now
you really have to be this stupid to search up urban dictionary?
urban dictionary by hi im smexi November 10, 2013

Urban Dictionary Begs 

People who upload things to UD trying to be a beg or advertise .
name upload the definition : name - a cute funny amazing guy .... #beg # Urban dictionary begs