clown time

running so late that the people who came on time look like clowns because they’re waiting
person 1: we’ve been waiting here for 2 hrs now

person 2: 🤣🫵 shoulda known we run on clown time
by ksova December 23, 2022
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clown grass

Weed that is so strong that you trip out, walk on your own head, dance all night and say the most hilarious things you've ever said.

Sativa dominant, genetically modified from multiple strains over a long, sitting around 30+% thc. Very rare to find, cannot be cloned successfully outside a lab.
I scored some clown grass on my way back from the west coast. The stories are true!
by G Dano May 21, 2024
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Clown Gangbang

When you have glitter on your face and someone asks you how you got it.
Hey, why have you got glitter on your face? Oh, I was just in a clown gangbang.
by The Frostiest Of Jacks October 20, 2020
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Funny Clown

The act of ejaculating in a woman's mouth, then making her laugh so she spits it out!
"Man, I had the best night last night, I gave my girlfriend the best funny clown! She spat my load everywhere!"
by TheActualBatman! November 13, 2012
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Killer Clown

A clown associated to the horror genre. Fictional clowns that are created to scare and entertain. These clowns are not actually killers , they portray a horror character.
Can’t wait to see the killer clowns at the haunted house. They are my favorite characters.
by Dare2Sleep September 07, 2022
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clown plugged

Where a clown becomes deeply fascinated with plugs and decides to become plugged himself through plugging up orifices in the body with giant rubber plugs.
Yo man that clown across the street is clown plugged, hes got rubber protruding from his glandular areas
by The one they call whole May 02, 2016
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clown paint

face paint that is worn by people who don't listen to black metal. often made poorly with dried white paint and crusty eyeliner.
person 1: *lip sings to a slipknot song while wearing supposed corpse paint*

person 2 to person 3: wow they're wearing clown paint..
by professionalAssEater November 30, 2022
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