fuck me up the ass and call me stupid

A phrase of utter and complete shock and surprise in the most extreme sense.

Bro: Hey, Donald Trump won the election!
Other bro: Well, fuck me up the ass and call me stupid.

by ZenTam May 28, 2018

Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

Girl: Is that a weed

Guy: No this is a crayon

Girl: I'm calling the police

Microwave: 911 what's your emergency

Guy: *visible confusion*

Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

by Old Chicken Nugets May 22, 2019

well suck my dick and call me crazy

An expression of astonishment.

so you did get a date. well suck my dick and call me crazy!

by Deep Blue 2012 August 5, 2009

Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War

a game coming in 2020 or came in 2020 (if you're reading this after 2020) this game takes place in the cold war era (as mentioned in the title) with returning characters as seen in the trailer

and not just characters ,Activision made a twitter poll for the community to see if the CoD Community wants Prestige System back ,so that could return too

Friend 1: hey bro you seen the new Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War Trailer? I'm so HYPED!!

Friend 2: yeah I'm super HYPED ,I just CANNOT WAIT!!!

Friend 1: yeah ,cant wait to see my favourite characters come back!!

by Bounds046 September 7, 2020

Call the fire department cause my kitty on fire

Another variant of hot pussy

"Someone call the fire department cause my kitty on fire." Is what she said shortly after being diagnosed with gonorrhea.

by Zyklon_ March 4, 2022

give your friend called darcie a gift day

this friend deserves a gift, buy them a good one on April 16th to make them happy

"hi darcie! today is national give your friend called darcie a gift day so here is a gift from me for always being there for me! <3"

by eatmyshorts1289 April 13, 2021

Slip It In My Arse And Call Me Jim Giles

A saying u say in rage but feeling extra sussy. If used with "Let me ascend to Jesus cos I just creamed my pants" you can create a deadly combo move which can kill a man if used correctly.

Person 1: Ha bro u a dog water ass (insert racial slur for minority here)
Person 2: Slip It In My Arse And Call Me Jim Giles.
Person1: Will do chief
*Makes Passionate Love All Night then plays Lego*

by Jimsmith420 December 29, 2021