fuck me up the ass and call me stupid

A phrase of utter and complete shock and surprise in the most extreme sense.

Bro: Hey, Donald Trump won the election!
Other bro: Well, fuck me up the ass and call me stupid.

by ZenTam May 28, 2018

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Get the fuck me up the ass and call me stupidmug.

Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

Girl: Is that a weed

Guy: No this is a crayon

Girl: I'm calling the police

Microwave: 911 what's your emergency

Guy: *visible confusion*

Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

by Old Chicken Nugets May 22, 2019

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Get the Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the policemug.

well suck my dick and call me crazy

An expression of astonishment.

so you did get a date. well suck my dick and call me crazy!

by Deep Blue 2012 August 5, 2009

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Get the well suck my dick and call me crazymug.

Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War

a game coming in 2020 or came in 2020 (if you're reading this after 2020) this game takes place in the cold war era (as mentioned in the title) with returning characters as seen in the trailer

and not just characters ,Activision made a twitter poll for the community to see if the CoD Community wants Prestige System back ,so that could return too

Friend 1: hey bro you seen the new Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War Trailer? I'm so HYPED!!

Friend 2: yeah I'm super HYPED ,I just CANNOT WAIT!!!

Friend 1: yeah ,cant wait to see my favourite characters come back!!

by Bounds046 September 7, 2020

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Get the Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold Warmug.

when someone calls you a weeaboo instead of a koreaboo

imagine:

one day, your slave calls you a weeaboo instead of a koreaboo. youre angry because he doesnt know the difference. you unleash big chungus on him and big chungus eats the universe. the end.

"dont you just hate it when someone calls you a weeaboo instead of a koreaboo?" i say.

by big boi gay January 31, 2019

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