slow bars

When the Internet loads slowly due to only one or two bars.

It is taking me a while to load the bar menu due to slow bars.

by Cyberclam May 3, 2023

candy bar

(n.) a “bar” or line in a rap song that has little substance, usually written by a candy rapper

That rapper can really flow but I didn’t understand a word of those candy bars

by khadijah1 May 9, 2020

Bars

Having a high degree of skill or talent.

“Need a haircut? Hit up my homie Mike, he got bars”

by HinterHappenin June 14, 2021

innocent bar stander

Person who works at a bar/pub that has to listen to peoples nonsense.

Jill didn't instigate anything she's just an innocent bar stander

by Drunk1 July 15, 2017

Bar

A place where big tall jocks in tattoo sleeves and backwards baseball caps use fear, intimidation, obnoxiousness and roofies to ensure that they and only they can breed with the most attractive and fertile bodied females, hence causing America and the human species to become stupider and more degenerate with each successive generation.

Chad went to the bar last night and brought a few Stacie back to his place and spanked they pussy good with his huge dong!

by D Flawless March 26, 2022

Blue bars

When Blizzard teases servers being up to the point of no return then fails to handle log ins.

"I took a week off work and servers came up early but now we can't log in.

3 fuckin hours of excruciating blue bars pain and no relief in sight."

by thejtown August 12, 2025

Love bars

when someone has protruding sides under his/her waist that you can grab onto, making them love bars

guy 1 : damn man you see that woman with the crazy huge love bars?

guy 2 : oh hell yeah i could give her the night of her life

by wyvs July 28, 2022