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You're assholes

No... No. It's not the devaluation of human life...
Hym "It's the 'you're assholes.' Anyone who let's you trick them into believing that YOU believe that the value of THEIR LIFE is ANYTHING OTHER THAN 'Less...' is a retard. Because it will ALWAYS be less. Less than your wife. Less than your kid. Less than the fat-cock you fuck behind your boyfriends back. ALWAYS."
by Hym Iam March 6, 2024
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ASSHOLE BRAINS

When you GO IN DRY several times and the IMMUNE SYSTENS in your body are always monitoring your use of YOUR ASSHOLE.
Hey, I speak from experience as I went in DRY a handful of times and now my ASSHOLE BRAINS kicked in and I am as lubricated as a BACKSIDE PUSSY.
by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 7, 2021
mugGet the ASSHOLE BRAINSmug.

Asshole castle

My sisters cat lives in his asshole castle
by The jewicorn February 25, 2017
mugGet the Asshole castlemug.

Asshole

A person who decides to pull out at the last minute of a promise, just when he is asked to fulfill the promise.
Jayden is such an asshole, he pulled out of his housing decision at the last minute and now we fucking have to find someone else to take his place otherwise we can't live off campus.
by xenix September 8, 2016
mugGet the Assholemug.

Asshole

Someone who ignores your existence in public but is nice enough to keep you interested in them. while also confusing you as to if you like them as a romantic interest, a friend or an arch enemy.
David walked up to me and didn't say anything. That asshole just texted me.
by the OG fuckface December 11, 2016
mugGet the Assholemug.

Asshole-English

When a pompous individual seemingly tries to be smart in their choice of language while being condescending to the person at the same time; a double-insult.
He’s always translating neutral statements into asshole-English just to be an asshole to her. What an asshole.
by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021
mugGet the Asshole-Englishmug.

Asshole

If you dislike my definitions you are such a fucking asshole
by fc2078 January 14, 2021
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