Apple Jack

The act of using an apple to jack off.

I will just take this apple to do an apple jack.

by RackyRacer June 09, 2018

Apple Jack

When you and your mate are on separate sides of the room, then you run at each other jump into a scissor position and slam you privates together.

Hey! Let's Apple Jack.

by finding bow October 11, 2017

gone off apple

When you leave an apple out too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off apple tastes rotten.

by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023

apple de applte

said in awkward situations with girls, this expression will get you laid 12 times out 10.

girl:...
guy:...
girl:...
guy:apple de applte
girl:wanna come to my house and have some fun?

by barneystinsonheisawesome January 21, 2012

hedge apples

Super tiny balls; a small scrotum.

Our left back has the smallest hedge apples on the pitch.

by MeltdMushroom October 06, 2019

early apples

when a girl grows breasts before reaching puberty or the age of consent. or when a girl grows breasts at an early age.

hey, look at that girl; she seems growing early apples.

by mehmood malik October 04, 2007

The Apple Store

The only place where you can pay $10000 for a smart metal and glass sandwich and feel like it was worth it.

I bought my iPhone 15 pro max at the apple store because you know I'm rich.

by XperienceGB November 03, 2023