Alabama Poutine

Regulation Poutine, except with a streak of cum on it

"You're telling me you've never heard of Alabama Poutine?"

by Post-Nut-Brevity May 18, 2024

Alabama Housefire

A sexual act in which an old lady smokes 1-4 packs of smokes out of her Cooch, and completely seals the house/apartment she and another partner is in, filling the house with smoke. After the packs are smoked, the old lady calls the fire department to rescue the two inside.

"Listen honey, I'll give ya an Alabama Housefire if you keep that up."

by Beekay104 May 19, 2024

Alabama Gas Can

Sticking a nozzle in your rear while cranking your hog, as seen in a viral internet video.

I was gonna stop at the BP to get gas but some guy was doing the Alabama Gas Can at pump 7.

by Bronco4430 May 19, 2024

Alaaesque

Adjective, similar to bipolar. Describes an action that would be typical for this weird Egyptian girl. Such an action could be canceling last minute, being generally strange and not being able to make a decision.

I changed my mind again. - That's very Alaaesque of you.

by nikscha May 20, 2024

Aarav Patel

A very generic indian, probably is quite short compared to others, thinks he's the rizzler, plays too much cricket. He is also very annoying, doesn't shut up, a very big attention seeker. He'll probably get almost choked to death, then leave the group to go on a 7 day remandment. If you know a person like this make sure to stay away from him.

NO, It's an Aarav Patel!!!

by Aaraav Patel May 22, 2024

Alabama Penguin Slider

When a dump is so sticky and large that it slides down the side of the toilet bowl so slow and long enough for you to see after finishing that you witness it's movement before flushing.

"Dude get in here and check out this Alabama Penguin Slider I just dropped while it's still going!"

by r3dm4n May 23, 2024

alabama grandma

A Boomer / Karen who is racist or otherwise conservative.

My teacher refused to call my friend by their pronouns. What an Alabama Grandma.

by Alana808 May 26, 2024