Side's Dick Away

A phrase used to describe how close you are to something or being in a short margin.
Similar to the phrase "a hair's breadth" but smaller.

I was a side's dick away from hitting that car.

by Bar B Q February 1, 2022

Side Wiper

A person who stands up horizontally in the direction of the toilet to wipe their own ass.

As I was washing my hands, I heard the sound of the man pulling out sheets of toilet paper to perform the side wipe and notated that his shoes were pointing away from the direction of the toilet. I found it both quite odd and disturbing and in no way shape, manner, or form condone the behavior of a side wiper.

by The dumper jumper February 14, 2023

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

West Side Guido

Someone of southern decent who decides to leave the great steat of Texas and move to California. Similar to a "guido" from Jersey. West Side Guidos think they'll become somebody by the move and usually end up "playing for the other team".

Look at Gayburn over there... he's acting just like a West Side Guido! I bet he'll be eating a mustard and man-ass sammich for lunch today. Oh well, I guess it's his business if he likes to get jackhammered by fruitcakes in Cali!

by d-rob all the time December 29, 2009

Pussy with a side of ranch

Juicy pussy with a hefty helping side of ranch dressing.

Dude I'm so hungry right now, bro how bout some Pussy with a side of ranch?

by anonymous November 13, 2020

Narc side

A phrase used to describe being in the presence of 1 or more narcissists

"Hey jo wanna come shopping?
"Thanks but iv gotta go to the Narc Side

by Kikilou December 29, 2017

dark side of the moon

The ass hair around one's lower buttocks and buttcrack that is visible to an individual being mooned while looking up from a lower elevation than the mooner. Often times, the dark side of the moon is used from 2rd floor windows or higher in Apartments or Dorms for full effect.

"Hey, is that Kevin down in the street?" "Hell yeah!- He's fixing to see the dark side of the moon!"

by Broojas June 1, 2016