Egg on my face

When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.

Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”

Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

Crack of the egg

A joke that would only be funny 2 the person telling it and they know its not funny 2 anyone else. The crack of the egg at the end is them trying 2 make it funny.

Guy 1: You've got 2 be kitten me!
Guy 2: Wow...
Guy 1: Crack of the egg (knee slap)
Guy 2: Dude, just no!!

by Reth_b_! July 03, 2016

Virgin Egg

When your retarded classmates play a game called shellshock.io you call the Virgin Egg mean they will be Virgin their whole life.

Friend: *playing Shellshock*
You: Your such a fucking Virgin Egg.

by Virgin Egg December 11, 2018

egg-charmed

A person that has hopelessly fallen in love with an eggie.

It took me a while to realize that I had already been egg-charmed by her.

by Dspeedster August 06, 2021

the egg about to crack

when you are about to lose your virginity and go off the rails and have the police called on you 😷😈 la chocolate

okay in 2 months i will be 20. yes this is my year. the egg about to crack. hahahahhahah its going down. boring ass.

by sadtherealest August 03, 2022

green egg

an inconvenience

my mother is always a green egg

by dysphorileaf April 10, 2023

Caressed the eggs

Caressing of the eggs is more than when you lightly whisk, it’s when you whisk the eggs so carefully and with love.

Richard caressed the eggs so lightly they made the perfect scrambled eggs.

by Smiffy2022 May 28, 2022