Fucking Draper

Drink - Alcoholic

Usually preceeded by the words: "I'M FUCKING READY, WHO THE FUCKS READY, I'M FUCKING READY"

1 pint of Stella Artois with a double Sambuca.

Mixed in the same glass.

To be drunk immediately, in one.

"Bartender.... one Fucking Draper please"

"I'M FUCKING READY, WHO THE FUCKS READY, I'M FUCKING READY"

by ifuckpeople October 28, 2011

twist the fuck off

To completely go off the chain, to explode into a murderous tirade, to have an unparaleled fit, to morph into a tantrum, to blow an arse-gasket, to rip somene a new arsehole, to go on an unforgettable tare, to have a bigtime bitch-fit, to fly into a dangerous, wrath-fueled rage, to go completely off on someone, to treat someone to the uttermost of one's explosive rage, to lose all composure and to totally blow up, to let someone have the angriest, no-holes-barred pieces of your mind, to express the most extremely destructive fury and madness towards another, to exhibit unbridled fury, to hurl oneself at, about, on or around another like a hurricane or an F5 tornado, spewing ones's devastating, furious rage like storm debris aloft on the circulating , whirling, swift currents of its eye or vortex, to verbally anhillate someone else who is deemed deserving of nothing less.

Gunner "twisted the fuck off" on his roommate because his roommate banged Gunner's girlfriend while Gunner was out shopping for a suitable engagement ring for the girl he thought he wanted to marry.

She "twists the fuck off" on anyone who dares to call her the "c-word" because she hates that derogatory slang word like no other spoken word.

While Reverend G. is generally not the type to "twist the fuck off," you should not do anything that might enfuriate him.

Slandra warned the store clerk, "Do not make me "twist the fuck off" on you for being such an imbecile. I can go off quicker than a cap on a bottle of the cheapest champagne."

by CunningLinguist'sWordsmith January 13, 2023

Shut The Fuck Up

This is for people who post their names from urban dictionary because they have no life

DAN: Hey you see my new Instagram story?? That's my name!!

TROY: Yea, Dan, I don't care. Shut The Fuck Up!

by the chocolate monkey November 22, 2021

Barred the fuck Out

Used to describe something that is absolutely ridiculous or something that is so dumb it makes your head spin like a top.

Jimmy: “man did you see Chadwick from sig fag last night”
Eduardo: “hell yeah, I saw him run up to some chick, take her thong off with his mouth, and proceed to run around her in circles yelling “I got your nose, no more coke for you too big fucking idiot!”
Jimmy: yeah dude that was Barred the fuck Out.

by Daddyreveal24 April 17, 2023

Fuck Google

what i think about google

person one: google is a retard
person two: Fuck Google

by penisdickcockcumsuckingcockfuk October 18, 2022

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a late 80's twist on 'gag me with a spoon' an expression of disgust, annoyance -or both. usually associated with young entitled females

you expect me to drink TAP water?? fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

by sesa me July 27, 2024

fuck mush

Meaning when your completely exhausted brain and body can not function properly post sex. Your body gives up and still feeling exhilaration and unable to function due too being in a state of temporary paralysing euphoria. The language spoken during this state is known as fuck mushlian

Following a intense session of sex I was unable too think clearly and the words coming out of my mouth were not making sense which indicates I was still in a state of fuck mush. I was fuck mushed

by Abbccootr bangers March 29, 2022