National Fuck Your Friend Day

On August 10th, is the day where you can fuck your friend without permission!

Joe: “Hey John! It’s August 10th!”

John: “What is that?”

Joe: “National Fuck Your Friend Day!”

John: “Oh no.”

by NicePerson200 August 10, 2022

fuck damn shit

When anything and everything it at its worst; hopelessness. Also can be reaction to a positive COVID test.

Fuck damn shit, we are most certainly going to die.

by sawtelle81 July 12, 2022

Fuck

The number fucking one word you can fucking use at any fucking time and it'll still sound fucking normal for the fucking day and age we live in.

"I dont give a fuck that you fuck, but holy fuck do you have to fuck so fucking loud? fuck."

by Kittycongameing October 30, 2020

fungal fucking

Having sex with a mushroom.

Person 1: woah! I just fungal fucked.

Person 2: woww! Me too!! I love fungal fucking!

by Glitterboss3 November 4, 2022

Mach fuck

used to describe the speed of projectiles below Lightspeed and more than Mach 1

"The SR 71 went Mach fuck"

by TheAussiephallic April 17, 2024

Who wants a fucking burger

Typically said by men at the peak of human athleticism, it is said as a waiting call for this who want “a fucking burger”.

Walks into the room “who wants a fucking burger”.

by Tybot66 November 4, 2022

Meow fuck out the way

This is a saying with no substance or meaning. Its primarily used to prevent uncomfortable silences while giving your dumb ass brain time to think.

Person one: …
Pesron two: meow fuck out the way
Person one: meow fuck out the way

by Southpause November 16, 2023