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fucking can opener

1. that bastard piece of shit occasionally electrical appliance that opens cans or doesn't open cans

Number 2. the only Christmas gift mom gave to your ex
3.the Christmas gift your ex still should not have gotten
4. the only bullshit appliance that you can throw away three times and dig it out of the trash when you need it most and the bastard work
5. the one electrical appliancethat you are glad you did not throw it At your ex because the f**Ucker*** sometimes works
"throw that fucking can opener away!"

"I wish I had thrown that fucking can opener at you! but I'm glad I didn't because I needed to open some peaS and cream of children soup!"

"I've lost the handheld can opener please go dig the fucking can opener out of the garbage...so I can try it again. do you believe after one week of using a handheld can opener the electric fucking can opener workEd"

"go to hell you fucking can opener I am throwing you away now!"

"mom don't buy that asshole a fucking can opener for Christmas he's an idiot and may try to use it; he's ugly buy him a paper bag instead."

"that f****** can opener is possessed!"
by Red one... out May 6, 2014
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fuck boi

a pussy ass kid age 11-18 thinks their to good for their friends and family if they talk to people older than them can be dating someone and likes multiple other girls the most selfish person you'll ever meet posts more pictures of them self than anyone else saying "im hot" " hmu qts" wears joggers and bulls shirts and swoops their hair hair to the side everyday.
look how that pussy ass fuck boi is dressed
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Ayo fuck this guy fam

Ayo fuck this guy fam *punches guy in elevator*
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Fuck me in the ass

"Fuck me in the ass!"
"๐—ง ๐—› ๐—ข ๐—ง ๐—— ๐—˜ ๐—ง ๐—˜ ๐—– ๐—ง ๐—˜ ๐——"
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may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.
Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"
by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016
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Fuck

Hey man, fuck

Oh yeah dude, totally fuck
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Window Fucking

The act of banging in front of a window with the hopes of being seen; most commonly exercised in the form of hotel sex.
She was an exhibitionist and begged him for a window fucking.
by jbrwsf June 5, 2016
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