browning reed

A Korean sexual practice that involves the eating of the ass (항문을 핥는) followed by a sensual clarinet glissando performed by the ass-eater (갈색 혀를 가진 사람).

Mike: Dude, why does your clarinet smell so weird?

Jun Ho: Brooo, my bad, J and I have been really into browning reed lately. I'd tell you to try it, but you're not Korean so go fuck yourself.

by brownreed August 18, 2019

brown earmuffs

To have ones head placed between two asses that are passing gas. To be farted on simultaneously in opposite directions.

"hey Steve and Chris really put the brown earmuffs on Mike today" or "hey whats that smell......oh they just put the brown earmuffs on that guy"

by chrallyo November 12, 2012

shelby Brown

a dumb bitch who uses probation as an excuse to not fight. she also has no ass lookin like SpongeBob SquarePants and this bubble eyed cockatoo whore likes to talk the most shit and says she's pregnant just to hide from getting beat tf up. she also likes to be a big ol slut so of course she don't know who her baby daddy is. Every guy she's fucked denies bein the baby's dad.

wow! that girl was tryna get with my man, what a Shelby brown ass bitch.

by playedYourSelf February 29, 2020

Brown Pope

In recognition of successful completion of orgasmic bliss, you thank your partner by blessing them with the gift of a cranial turd.

It was a deeply religious experience, she handled the serpent in the form of a one eyed trouser snake, and took holy water on her face, neck and chest. For her piety I saw fit to bestow a crown of corn, and name her the "Brown Pope"

by vatican shitty January 2, 2013

little brown

A chronic gambler; often neglecting to pay his debts on time.

That little brown over there will probably take that bet from you. Thing is though you'll really have to bother him to actually pay you if you win.

by JPHXORL November 28, 2016

Brown eyeland

When you take a shit so big that it piles up out of the water and creates a "brown eyeland".

Last nights dinner created my very own brown eyeland.

by jedisatan February 10, 2010

Brown Baggin\'

The act of just hagging out with you and some of your biddies. Or to just chill and not care about anything about the surrounding environment.

yo man what you be doin this weekend with tonz.
Me and Tonz will be Brown baggin\' it all night.
True That.

by Alpha Kenny One June 25, 2007