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Tom Van

A guy who is very sus. He will often talk about innapropriate things. For example:
Tom Van: “HEY DO YOU KNOW HOW THE SAUSAGE GOES IN THE BUN??!?”
me: …
by Iwritedefinitionsfornames August 22, 2022
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person 1: hey who is that guys with big dick?

person 2: oh the dutch guy? that’s tom.
by anonymous September 20, 2021
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Tom Cock

Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock was a loving step uncle and the sole founder of “Balls For Kids Incorporated.”

He worked tirelessly every day of his short life to ensure that the generations of children after him, including his nieces and nephews, could enjoy playing with balls uninterrupted.

Sadly, on the evening of March 8th, 1969, a wave of testicle induced predochimonia hit him like a Ford F-150 with a V12 engine, and he passed away instantly.

The efforts he made throughout his life played an immense role in the freedom of children's ball play and without them, many would not have the opportunities to play with balls like they do today.

Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock,

April 4th, 1869 - March 8th, 1969.

The Cock Foundation was founded by Gertrude Cock, Anita Cock, Richard Cock, and William “Bill” Cock in 1972, and is currently run by Choder Cock,

Hugh “J” Cock, Carl “McQueen” Cock, and Candice Cock.
"Wow, Tom Cock sure was ahead of his time. He really made balls easily accessible for children. What a guy."

"Tom Cock? The most revolutionary man to walk the planet? Of course I know him!"
by kidneybean78 March 4, 2024
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Tom

An alcoholic void eyes jehovah's witness who cries over a bass and stabs people with harpoons
Tom is a dick
by Tordloveshentai September 1, 2017
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Tom

the guy with the biggest balls on earth, he will make you cum in 4 nanoseconds
"ahhh i came" said the girl
Tom did that
by bigppman256789 July 11, 2020
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pulling a Tom

complaining and yelling so loudly that customers think that you are "going postal;" walking around like Dwight Schrute; stalking; traveling to departments where you are not welcome; giving insight on current events that are only opinions made to sound like facts
That guy over there is getting all riled up. He's pulling a Tom
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tom jones

a popular novel by Henry Fielding— the father of English novel.

summary: Tom at first brought by his real uncle Allworthy but his uncle doesn't know that. In the course of the novel, Tom makes relationship with Molly, Lady Bellaston, Mrs Waters, though he is in real love with Sophia. At last, Tom's real mother's identity is revealed and Allworthy, who kicked him outta the house being lied by Blifil, wills his property to the name of Tom Jones and disowns his step brother Blifil for deceptive personality.
Tom Jones novel is full of erotic encounters.
by typical Indian October 10, 2023
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