tom

absolutely perfect. he’s goofy and funny and says stuff like hey boss and sorry in an accent. he’s super funny and does silly voices. he’s awkward yeah but it’s cute. he’s super smart, really good at math, and he can be quiet but once you get him to open up, he’s just so open

tom is so cute! i’m so lucky i know him

by iwishicouldtelluhowifeel October 6, 2020

tom romanowski

Someone who makes way too many suicidal jokes to be mentally stable and thinks he’s funny but not really.

Wow you are such a Tom Romanowski

by I Don’t Know1324 October 7, 2020

Pulling a Tom Brady

Cheating and Lying about not cheating and getting away with it.

Brody is great at pulling a Tom Brady

by She did djdndjdbdejdb den October 9, 2020

Tom Wealand

Leaking Hoop

Know you’ve had a good night when you’ve got a Tom Wealand.

by leakyhoop420 October 10, 2020

tom houston

The greatest person and best dad you’ll ever meet.

Tim: My dad is Tom Houston!
Lex: Hey mine too
Hannah: Same!

by Lumberdad October 16, 2020

Tom Biddle

Insanely funny dirty joke or euphemism of which Tom Biddle knows hundreds.

He told this Tom Biddle joke about animals don't stutter, example... The dog jumped the fence and the kitten said fff fff fff and before the kitten could say fuck the dog at her up.

by Tom J. Biddle October 26, 2012

Tom Coffey

An innocent man sentenced to death in Stephen King's novel the Green Mile. He is a miracle of God and is known for his overwhelming kindness and ability to heal the sick.

Kaila: "Did you hear what happened to Tom Coffey in the Green Mile?"

Christian: "Yeah, it was the only time I've ever cried while watching a movie. He was a miracle of God."

by They Kill 'em with their Love February 24, 2012