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The Best Horse

'The Best Horse' is what you would usually prefer to as your girlfriend, crush, that girl in your class with the stomper rack or any bitch you'd wanna fuck.
Guy: "Dude you seen Fat-Ass-Fiona? She's The Best Horse."
Other guy: "Yeah man, she be thicc."
by That one girl with the fat ass December 23, 2020
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Backwards Horse Kick

When the girl kicks the guy in the groin, cuz he has just Donkey Punched her. (Preferly wearing heels).
Once my boyfriend Donkey Punched me, I backwards horse kicked. backwards horse kick
by MotherPower December 10, 2013
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Horse Racism

A more common phrase for the sport of horse racing. Much like motorcyclists, horse racers prefer to be known as Horse Racists. Just for the record, a horse race itself is more commonly known as a Whore's Race as it involves racing anything from horses and whores to a horse's whores and everything in between.
"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship! Much like a motorcyclist, he brings the Horse Racism back to all of the Whore's Racists!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 8, 2023
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horse

the animal that looks like a donkey but is more pretty and tall and is mostly brown in colour and goes:yee haw
where the hell did my horse go!
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Twat Horse

A person who thinks quitting their job and pursuing a life unemployed is the key to life.
"Benton" is a Twat Horse.
by Twat Horse September 24, 2011
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Horse Hocking

When you are riding a horse while straight jorking it
Yeah nigga I was horse hocking on my granddaddy ranch. His horse had me acting up.
by Bob lachtose December 2, 2024
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Horse Girl

A girl who thinks horses are pretty
My girlfriend is a horse girl, she thinks horses are pretty
by ThebigTp November 25, 2021
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