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Being tested for HIV and coming back positive. "Drawing the ninja card."
nick: "Hey, SHELLEY, did you get those tests results back?"

SHELLEY: "Yeah... I drew the ninja card."

AZ: "All bets are off, you got the death sentence!"

nick: "Oh, I'm so sorry! Life gets more complicated now!"
by John Q. Public, Esq. September 25, 2009
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Ninja

Coined by WordOfGod of Winnipeg,Manitoba.

A substitute term for "nigga" allowing both the black and white community to indulge in activities together without awkwardly avoiding the term "nigga" such as rapping Dr.Dre songs.
Ain't nuthin' but a "G" thang, baaaaabay!

Two loc'ed out ninjas so we're craaaaazay!
by Word.Of.God April 19, 2010
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Ninja Warp

A method of which to transport ones self from one location to another across a modest distance, the ability may only work while unseen by anyone. Hence the aspect of Ninjutsu.

Term commonly used in conjunction with cheating, playing unfair in FPS or turn-based RTS card games, and hacking or hax0r.

One physical method is to use the standby technique to lag the other players enough to run to a new area before fragmented packets re-capsulate and the other players resume playing. In some cases the players don't notice the transition.

Another method is to run a modified locally cached map that has additions and alterations to the playing field and/or characters/weapons.
#1 First person shooter's such as Halo and Counter-Strike.

#2 Turn-Based and Real-Time Strategy such as Dungeons & Dragons(loose-not officially supported).

Example situation:

(Halo:Combat Evolved) "He disappeared, I was following him around a corner, there was no escape or exit. He just vanished!" "..He must of Ninja Warped!"
by m3g4hur7z March 11, 2010
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NINJA

An enpowered woman. A woman who has overcome obstacles. A woman who is always there to support her friends. Defend them to the end.
My best friend is a true Ninja.
She is an amazing ninja.
by wigglesmomma March 12, 2010
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Ultamite Ninja

A circle game that involves people doing only one move in an attempt to hit a persons wrist or hand to get them out. This game is widely popular among high school and college youth groups on the West Coast. Although not well known nationally or universally like tag or can be found on YouTube, its still extremely fun if taught by an experienced player.
Instead of getting into a fistfight, the Green West Valley Cross Country team challenged their archrival team Blue East Mountain Cross Country team to a game of Ultamite Ninja. Blue East wins but challenges Green West to Fast Ninja.
by TheGameSearcher December 31, 2009
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Ninja Constrictors

Ninja constrictors are invisible ninjas that respond to thoughts and do only one person's bidding. Every time you kill one 2.35 appear in it's place. They are all around all the time, but they always spring behind you when you look for them.

Be careful what you think when you are around them, because they might respond even if you don't want them to.
*thought* Fuck Conan O'Brien, why is he so tall?
*Ninja Constrictors get busy ;) *
by theninjamaster January 2, 2010
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