cavity fart

When your stomach is completely empty only to be filled with gas - that out of nowhere wooof that stings your eyes and burns your nose hairs. A hollow empty fart reeking of remains from meals prior.

Seriously, man you need to get yourself checked out, that cavity fart was pure death!

by eastondle September 23, 2009

after-fart

It's the stinky farts that you do after taking a massive shit.

It's analogous to after birth. When she pops out the baby all this spooge comes sploshing out.

After taking a massive shit, you will be farting about ten minutes later and they are nasty as after-birth.

I just came from the crapper and dropped a raunchy after-fart on my friends at the gym.

by The Master Gasser November 20, 2009

ghost fart

When someone farts, and there's no one to blame but yourself.. just blame the ghost.

Dude! What`s that smell?
It must have been a ghost fart.

by way cool B] May 19, 2005

the fart button

A REALLY annoying Advertisiment that just annoys everyone. I will take you to some spam site which will sell your details to Ask.com (ohhh, who said that) who sell it to the mafia. It is god damn useless and would rather be a daddy longlegs.

"The Fart Button, Press it, You know you want to", "P.S. You details may be sold and your accounts content's empied" Text Magnified by 3000 times.

by James Cunningham November 2, 2007

Fart pipe

Anus, backside, butt, ass, etc

Bone up the fartpipe - to induldge in anal intercourse, or "you've boned that up the fartpipe" - you've made a mess of that

by Andrew September 11, 2002

Zizzle Fart

When you fuck a girl in the butt, and she puts diarrhea on your dick, and then you take it out and put it in her pussy, and the wetness causes a queef. That's a zizzle fart.

Caitlin:"Okay, so last night night, I did the worst thing ever to my man..."
Jennie:"What'd you do to him?"
Caitlin:"Well, he was fuckin me in the butt, and I just laid a zizzle fart all over his cock..."
Jennie:"Oh, that's siiiick..."

by McEffinFly October 5, 2009

Farts and Crafts

Prior to sex, a man puts glitter, confetti, and googly eyes into his anus. He then cums on a woman's face and then farts the said glitter, confetti, and googly eyes onto her face and then takes a picture.

Todd performed farts and crafts on Linda.

by Hairy Palms June 3, 2010