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long stool

a dumb idiot who has way too much of an interest in piss. if someone is a long stool, they will have the worst sense of humour on this planet, often not regarding truly good jokes and instead turning to videos sent by a doormat.
d’you know a long stool?
i do, actually. what an eejit.
by hahahapoggers March 25, 2021
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long poaching

Long poaching is when a guy low key flirts with your girl right under your nose. She knows it's happening, he knows it's happening, and sometimes the victim catches wind of it as well. It's so low key that no one can even complain about it or get upset about it but everyone knows it's happening.
Buddy was long poaching my girl last night the gutless Lil prick
by anonymous October 2, 2021
mugGet the long poachingmug.
Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Studder Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz
Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Studder Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz
mugGet the Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Studder Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutzmug.

Zaddy long legs

I might be short but I’m definitely feeling that zaddy long legs!!
by Fuzzytomato February 1, 2024
mugGet the Zaddy long legsmug.

@long-far-king-last

An SMS-way of saying "At long fucking last!"
Metallica @ Twitter: We have just released our new album, guys!
A fan: @long-far-king-last! Not long before the second comin', for Christ's sake!
by Murdoc Kylburne December 13, 2016
mugGet the @long-far-king-lastmug.

this is very long

Some hat is very long, you'll normally say this when something is very long.

DO NOT TAKE OUT OF CONTEXT
this is very long , this fence is great for my garden!
by NickOUrban December 29, 2020
mugGet the this is very longmug.

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