sasquatch legs

When a guy hasn’t shaved his legs in so long, that they have become very furry.

Girl: Oh my, have you seen Michael’s sasquatch legs?

by BluntWhiskers August 9, 2018

wrestler's leg syndrome

Someone with unusually large calves in proportion to their body

That dude is small up top but down low he has a bad case of wrestler's leg syndrome

by clickeye3 August 9, 2018

Stubbly Legs

Unshaven legs, specifically when previously shaven but hair starts to grow out

Him: Hey, are you going out like that?
Her: Yea, why not? Can't take to see my stubbly legs!

by pseudochasm August 15, 2018

Stanky 2 legs

The stanky 2 legs is a move where a female with a unpleasant vagina jumps and wraps her legs around a persons face much like a facehugger from Aliens vs Predators. In which the smell from her stanky vagina knocks the man out cold.

That man was no match for the stanky 2 legs move.
Watch out, watch out and hes down, knocked out cold by the stanky 2 legs.

by Oliver Doyle February 6, 2019

Legs

So you know wat u may or may not have. It goes left and right. Yeah..........

Yoooo u see them legs defaulting

by yng_bo1 February 6, 2019

Left-leg syndrome

The uncontrollable need to sneak into your neighbors garden to sniff their grass and steal their cat food to feed your gorilla.

“My name is Darrel and I have been diagnosed with left-leg syndrome.”

by Normal people other than Chloe February 10, 2019

daddy long legs

Someone that has long legs. Their name usually starts with L.

What are you?
I am a penguin.
No! You'really daddy long legs!

by The A guy September 21, 2018