table top skank

a way to express your feelings for someone who you absolutely hate.

i hate his girlfriend, she's such a table top skank!

by aivilo April 16, 2008

english muffin top

when a girl has a muffin top as a result of eating too many english muffins

By golly, that girl with the english muffin top has been eating english muffins all day long!

by ohhfiasco February 3, 2010

glossy gel top coat

What simply nailogical says after applying nail polish on her nails

"Now time for a glossy taco!" (Glossy gel top coat)

by Skdnejshhsbsvhdhsjsj September 16, 2017

top ten bruh moments

A top ten bruh moment is not an ordinary bruh moment, but one of the top ten, as the name suggests. When one says this phrase in reaction to an incredibly sigh-worthy or devastating moment, they are implying that it is a top ten bruh moment. However, it can simply just be dropped into conversation as a response to anything, just to be annoying and cringy.

Person 1: I lost my elytra and it despawned!

Person 2: Top ten bruh moments.

by HolySnurch4Life March 19, 2019

Top Youtube Comment(s)

One of the first Youtube comments you usually see when you scroll down the comment section. Depending on how you chose to sort it, it would be the most liked comment or the most recent. Top comments are usually clever, expressive or just completely random.

P1" I want the Top Youtube comment(s)!"
P2" Duh lets play Russian Roulette. Every 5th like wins"

by Shipyetshipwreck August 9, 2016

off the top of my dick

When you come up with something off the top of your head, your other head.

Tim: Yo that joke was funny as fuck
Steve: Yeah, I came up with it off the top of my dick

by aravindv August 16, 2021

top 10 anime betrayals

A phrase that is uttered whenever someone is betrayed by another, usually in a lighthearted way.

Nick: Hey what's up, you gonna drink that soda?
Dick: No, you can have it.

*Nick reaches for soda*
Dick: NOPE (chugs drink)
*Nick staggers back and faints*
Rick: Top 10 anime betrayals lmfao

by A talking pepperoni appears December 13, 2018