Sock

They smell bootifull

Tim:hey Jim I just got soem new guccie socks
Jim:*snatches socks and starts sniffing them*
Tim: what tha hell

by anonymous December 9, 2020

Wet socks

An awkward, uncomfortable, or unexpected situation.

"Dude, I don't wanna sound rude, but this conversation is kinda wet socks right now."

by Nihplod_ February 14, 2021

Sock Puncher

The descriptive noun for one so narcissistic that their obsessive self-admiration cannot be hidden, even when they are being watched by millions, giving the instant impression that they would rather be masturbating in front of a mirror.

Did you watch the rugby? Did you see Marcus looking up at himself on the pitch big screen at every breakdown, massaging his hair? What a Sock Puncher!

by LastRealist August 4, 2022

cock sock

a different term for a condom

"Babe! Put on a cock sock, I don't wanna get pregnant."

by Gymnast_101 December 13, 2016

Hellmanian Sock

The Hellmanian Sock is a Minimalist style of clothing in which the foreskin is put over the testicels. If you wear it you re not naked, because you still wear the Helmanian sock.

Bro why are you naked?

> I’m not naked, i‘m wearing the Hellmanian Sock.

by Thier_x September 20, 2019

Sock Cucker

When you jerk off in one sock and make the other one watch

Thomas is always make his left sock watch him do the nasty with his right sock. What a sock cucker.

by M Land May 21, 2024

diabetic sock

What you call your Jizz Sock without it being a sin

Dude i used my Diabetic Sock last night it was awesome being able to blow my load the holy way

by Jesus Lover42069666 July 8, 2020