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social cropdusting

When someone walks into a room and seeds an argument over an intentionally dividing subject, and gets everyone upset with each other, and then casually leaves as the arguments continue to brew.
A group of close co-workers and I were having lunch in the cafeteria, when out of nowhere, Karen from accounting walks through and says "It's perfectly natural for Tom Brady to kiss his son on the lips.". Moments later, the anger and arguments between everyone defending their points of view had escalated to a point where nobody even noticed Karen had already left. Karen is a master at social cropdusting; she does it all the time. Karen is a bitch.
by USABooty June 8, 2023
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Social Pisstancing

When a pub closes urinals so no two pissers are next to each other. Not only is it a great way to slow the spread but it means no one can perv at your private parts while your enjoying a comfort break.
Social Pisstancing at its finest!
by Dennis Dusseldorf July 23, 2020
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Multi-social media

When you're having two or more different conversations on different social media platforms with the same person.
"Have you talked to them yet?"
"Yeah, via multi-social media."
by SheepPlagueRat March 13, 2018
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Social Pterodactyl

A person who is paradoxically a social butterfly and anti-social.
Bob loves and hates everyone; he's such a social pterodactyl.
by Jonny5ive5 September 10, 2022
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Social Arson

The reckless act of "Playing with Fire" as applied to a social or romantic context.
When Melinda asked to borrow her ex's wrench, knowing he would offer to come over and fix her pipes himself, she couldn't help but wonder if the text committed Social Arson.
by Maggie Bittenburg March 11, 2011
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Absolute Social Reject

The state you are in when you don't know what will happen with your own life in the near future due to no real social connections.
John is in a state of absolute social rejection. He just got robbed , he does not know how or why it happened. he also does not know who to contact to his state.
by Viper8080808 October 23, 2025
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Social slutterfly

Deriving from the term social butterfly a social slutterfly is a slut who is great at always meeting new people and charming them up (then fucking them)
Sarah- how has Chloe fucked half the school
Ashlee- idk she’s just a social slutterfly ig
by Stargirl1306 June 26, 2023
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