by Sparty911 February 24, 2016
Porn that features the male punching their partner in the gut while yelling "FALCON PUNCH" immediately after orgasming inside their partner in any way.
I totally FaP'ed that chick last night -- she started gagging and freaking out all over the place.
I watched some Falcon Punch Porn (FaP) the other day... it was sick and the chick kept throwing up.
I watched some Falcon Punch Porn (FaP) the other day... it was sick and the chick kept throwing up.
by Shadow and Tristan December 20, 2009
An Australian tradition that happens at the beginning of every month. You are meant to pinch and punch someone. If you say no returns, they can't kick or flick you for being so slick.
by GTrain88 April 24, 2015
When someone takes a dump, shoves it in a taco of some sort, and slams it into a someone's ass. Used mainly for pranks or in some (odd) cases, pleasure.
by Uupa99 June 08, 2009
An action offered to an asshole whose worthless opinion or request doesn't matter and/or is a waste of time.
Frank: Hey Bill, Dave over in Finance wants that report from last week so he can finish the proposal.
Bill: Tell Dave to come see me and I'll punch his Tough Shit Card.
Or:
Tell me again how much you hate it when your neighbor's dog craps in your yard and I'll Punch Your Tough Shit Card for you.
Bill: Tell Dave to come see me and I'll punch his Tough Shit Card.
Or:
Tell me again how much you hate it when your neighbor's dog craps in your yard and I'll Punch Your Tough Shit Card for you.
by bktscrambler October 05, 2009
When you get done taking a nasty deuce and you take the toilet paper to wipe your glory hole and as you are wiping your finger plunges through the toilet paper right into your butthole.
by SRACRacer18 December 13, 2018
by Watasay July 03, 2014