put the pizza in the fridge

Sneaking away to have sex under the guise of storing leftovers.

- Where are Jon and Mary?
- They went on a date. Jon said they'd come over after they put the pizza in the fridge.

by ekdar123 December 26, 2011

saskatchwan pizza

When a fat chick queefs blood onto a donut then scraps her smagma and crusted jiz off her thighs on to said donut and let's it harden.

Sharyl gave me a saskatchwan pizza yesterday, best Canadian delicacy I've had.

by Ike wasoski July 12, 2016

Yapperoni Pizza

when you ask somebody a simple question, but instead they end up going off topic and talking nonsense.

all i did was ask her what her favorite thing to do is, then she started talking about her past trauma told her i didnt order a Yapperoni Pizza

by Zacharythebest November 29, 2024

Alaskan Pizza Popper

When a human defecated inside a pizza pocket and/or pizza pops and freezes it for dinner.

"Hey babe, could you give me a Alaskan Pizza Popper?" -Woman
"Coming right out" -Male

by thegreatdaws November 16, 2023

Pizza

Pizza=life

Hey do you want some pizza

Yes pizza is my life

by A.n.n.e.l.i.e.s. October 27, 2018

Pizza Face

When your so pimply you look like you've got a bunch of pepperoni pimples on your face.

Chris Pratt: Yo Chris did you see Chris's face?
Chris Hemsworth: I sure did! He's got a pizza face!
Chris Pines: Hey what are you guys talking about?
Chris Hemsworth: Oh nothing, Pizza face.

by Nadia Hoyte January 16, 2019

Tostanals Pizza Rolls

Frozen Tostitos Pizza Rolls that have been shoves up ones anus, until fully cooked.

" Hey, dinners ready!"

" YEAH! TOSTANALS PIZZA ROLLS!!"

by Kimbusha January 7, 2021