Cut to Commercial Break

When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.

I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.

by CPT Ron July 20, 2020

Roomie's Cut

The broken pieces of Ramen in the bottom of the bag.

"When I make Ramen, I always eat the Roomie's Cut raw"

by NymPseudo January 13, 2014

Cut off the crusts

Cutting off the crusts means, getting rid of the things you don't like in life or making a personal change to improve your life.

Cutting off the crusts of your sandwich because that's how you like it to improve it for you.

I don't like that tv show anymore
I'm gunna
"cut off the crusts"

Peter is so condescending, I'm gunna
"Cut off the crusts"

im not going to his party.

by BennyBum April 7, 2025

cut one from the herd

in a word, to fart.

He cut one from the herd after downing three cans of refriend beans.

by KJ April 8, 2004

cut butter

When someone buys you shots, you don't say no. There is only yes. You drink it. And gtfo. Or, "cut butter."

Hey dude (man friend or gal friend), my significant other is tired and wants to go home. Let's "cut butter".

by Danny Grind March 6, 2017

Butcher’s Cut

A movie, usually a very long one, that is edited down, usually by a fan, to make it shorter.

dave: 2001: A Space Odyssey is too long-someone needs to make a butchers cut before i’ll watch it.

todd: what’s a butcher’s cut?

by your-pseudonym January 9, 2024

sorry doesn't cut it

It means apologizing isn't good enough for anything in order to fix the situation

Yeah, well, sorry doesn't cut it through this time.

by Labastille July 7, 2023