Their ass beat

What Ari is about to get

Person one:

What did Ari get for new years?

Person two: their ass beat.

by kyle and zaviour January 1, 2022

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Price Beat

getting a discount at BIG W

Alex asked for a price beat on water balloons was denied.

by YaboyPK123 March 1, 2023

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Beat

The signature move a dad makes when he's disappointed in his son.

My dad beats me often because I play Fortnite.

by EdgyTrashCan December 8, 2018

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A masturbation act.

To Congolese dry beat:- First, open up some gay porn pictures of black men twerking. Then rub iron filings all across your wiener and nuts, and proceed to jerk off. Continue pouring iron filings all across your dick, till you start bleeding. The iron infuses into your dick blood, forming tons of hemoglobin crap, causing more oxygen supply in your wee wee. Continue rubbing till the foreskin tears off and you start bleeding, and then pour tons of salt crystals over the injuries to amplify the pain and build muscle strength in your wiener. This will cause your foreskin to grow up.

Repeat for 10-20 times a day to boost T Levels

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Balkanmuntmaxxer69000: He was Congolese dry-beating yesterday, he says he needs a day off to revive, so that he can try out soviet-jelqing.

by ACNHVillagersfatcock November 29, 2024

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Beat the Poo

A game played whilst sat on the toilet, in which one masturbates whilst having a poo, and they are victorious if they ejaculate before the poo comes out.

I played Beat the Poo earlier, unfortunately didn't win though.

by greenlan July 29, 2018

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