Cook My Mouth Krabs

1.A person or persons who exseivly use slang. 2. A person who consistantly invents non-sensical slang words. Generally used in Ireland and the UK.

Jack: "Im a TBJL and im looking for a P.H.A.T hoe...delish"
Ed: "That Jack, Always cooking some serious mouth krabs"
Jack: "Ye I love to cook my mouth Krabs"

by Best Person Ever Really+ Jack October 30, 2010

Mouth Employment

Blow job. Head. Nosh. etc

"That was a cracking Mouth Employment"

by 182Mikey May 5, 2009

Mouth Bling

Someone that has lots of gold dental work or tongue piercings.

" Lookit all the mouth bling. Better put on your flash glasses when he yawns".

by TBA December 1, 2006

Miss Mouth

Miss Mouth or Buffy is the host of The GuestList Morning Show every Sat from 10am to noon. She is known for her keen fashion sense, "in your face" reporting style, infamous internet argument with New York drama King DJ Kay Slay and her over-the-top sex appeal. A former rapper, this on-air D, column writer and gossip blogger has broken records for veiwership ratings in cable television from Florida all the way to Manhattan. She is quickly becoming the new face of entertainment news, celebrity drama and hip hop beef, sometines referred to as "Baby Wendy." She also is know for crashing celebrity events and red carpet ceremonies. She also promotes artist and music showcases throughout the state of Florida.

Miss Mouth is Florida's most notorious gossip Diva.

by Michael Boggins January 15, 2008

The Walter Matthau Mouth

The act of screwing a woman with a rather large vagina, that was shaved about 2 weeks prior. An old man with no teeth and a 5 oclock shadow giving you a hummer, slobbering out of the sides of his mouth.

Wow, last night I picked up that old bitch from the bar, went back to her apartment and her box was like The Walter Matthau Mouth!

My scoutmaster tried to blow me at camp. I wouldnt let him, his shit is like Walter Matthau dude!

by captain jeff January 30, 2008

Mouth Milking

Sucking on a woman's breast

breast feeding is a early form of mouth milking

by Interrobang October 30, 2007

Right Hand Mouth

An obsequious (suck up) loud mouthed assistant, who serves no observable purpose other than to vociferously agree with and support whatever idea the boss has come up with.

"That Bob is Mister Big's right hand mouth."

Keep in mind this is all in good humor, and I have provided "equal time" for both parties:

Democrats: Condy is the president's right hand mouth.

Republicans: Bill is Hillary's right hand mouth.

TV Version: Dwight ("The Office") is Michael's right hand mouth.

by John X. Tampa April 21, 2008