March 3

National send a pic of that sweet sumptuous ass to your bf and let him do whatever he wants with it BUT he owes you whatever other kind of picture you would want.

“Omg babe it’s march 3 sent me an ass pic”
“Ok bae but you owe me a dick pic”
“Bet now send it over”

by Eggsarefromcows March 1, 2023

March 24

March 24th is the national clingy day!
March 24 is the only day you have a reason to be as clingy as you want to your Girlfriend/Boyfriend

Boyfriend: why are you being so fukin clingy?

Girlfriend: It's March 24, aka, national clingy day, deal with it

by Im._.not your father March 23, 2023

march 11

march 11 is just a normal day. the other definitions are just stupid and made by 11 year old girls. its annoying and your stupid if you belive whatever made up tradition you see on here

Jessica : Its national boys have to say yes day! Mark can i hug you?
Mark : No tf?
Jessica : But its March 11..
Mark : I don't give a fuck, you gave me a question and i answered bitch

by 😾😾😾😾 March 10, 2024

march 14

day to pick on jessie

march 14, jessie you look like shit

by behheehehnen March 14, 2022

March 4th

March 4th is national texted yo gf/bf "lets link" "I love you" day
if they don't break up with they ahh fr fr

gf/bf: Hey lets link on March 4th
gf/bf: just telling you I love you on March 4th

by Loni baby July 1, 2023

marching nuns

The appearance on an electrocardiogram (ECG) of a run of ventricular tachycardia that resembles a group of hooded figures praying in succession. This usually means the patient is in acute cardiac distress and needs immediate medical care.

I was doing vitals on my patient the other night and saw the marching nuns roll across the EKG. I hit the code alarm faster than I've ever done anything in my life.

by stubbstarbuck69 October 16, 2018

March 1st or 8th

March 1st and March 8th is National Ivy Lamar is wrong day.

Andrew: Today is march 1st or 8th, everything Ivy says is wrong
Ivy: Zero is a number

by ZeroIsNotANumber March 8, 2023