Long Distance Dick Punch

See dick punch.

The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.
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Long dick

Coach eli girlfriend got long sick in Dominican republic

Long penis
Coach Elias Melas girlfriend Dana got long dick in the Dominican republic and then she left him.
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long tall fur

I basked in the shade of that long tall fur.
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@long-far-king-last

An SMS-way of saying "At long fucking last!"
Metallica @ Twitter: We have just released our new album, guys!
A fan: @long-far-king-last! Not long before the second comin', for Christ's sake!
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A week long stand

When you decide to stay with someone for a week, get there account information and social security card, then leave them with nothing
I pulled off a week long stand last week, on my way to Hawaii now
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Zaddy long legs

I might be short but I’m definitely feeling that zaddy long legs!!
by Fuzzytomato February 1, 2024
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