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I'm ownwy thwee

The most ingenious and reliable excuse known to man. Prominently used by Manny Heffley, The God of war crimes. He used it once to excape court when he was trialed for the murder of Greg Heffley
Greg: Manny stuffed in English muffin in my ps2!!! What the fuck!
Manny: I'm ownwy thwee ploopy!
by GimmieMonies November 23, 2024
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I'm Chinese

1: Declaring Chinese ethnic origin
2: Pizzapotamus' Iconic Catchphrase
1: "Johnathan said 'I'm Chinese' when asked what his ethnicity was."
2: "I'm Chinese!"
by lasagna snake February 23, 2024
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I'm on it tonight

He's on a roll with relevant and humorous conversation.
When I'm on it tonight:

Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn’t mean I’m not happy to see you…

Life is an endless series of train-wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.

With great power comes great merchandising opportunity.

Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler who rooms with ava bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking motherfucker… on that day, I’ll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request!
by Okaybird April 16, 2019
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I'm late

I missed a day,
What else could I say,
That I isn't gay,
And that's today!
I'm late for my schedule write up, dang.
by Don't you know who I am November 28, 2023
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i'm you

Where you go I go
What you say I say
What you pray I pray
What you pray I pray
Where you go I go
What you say I say
What you pray I pray
What you pray I pray
Jesus only did what he saw you do
He would only say what he heard you speak
He would only move when he felt you lead
Following your heart, following your spirit
How could I expect to walk without you
When every move that Jesus made was in surrender
I will not begin to live without you
For you only are worthy, you are always good
You are always good
Where you go I go
What you say I say God
What you pray I pray
What you pray I pray
Though the world sees and soon forgets
We will not forget who you are
And what you've done for us
What you've done for us
Though the world sees and soon forgets
We will not forget who you are
And what you've done for us
What you've done for us
Where you go I go
What you say I say God
What you pray I pray
What you pray I pray
Where you go I go
What you say I say God
What you pray I pray
Where you go I go
What you say I say God
What you pray I pray
What you pray I pray
Where you go I go
What you say I say
What you pray I pray
Though the world sees and soon forgets
We will not forget who you are
And what you've done for us
What you've done for us
Yuji is saying that he and Mahito are a reflection of the other. Just as Mahito will kill humans without reason or discrimination Yuji has found his purpose in killing curses without reason or discrimination. “I'm You” is Yuji telling Mahito he got what he wanted.
by jamaljaquaviusjones April 21, 2024
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i'm like cheese

Dude, to be honest... what in the holy name of God compelled you to search up the definition of this?

I'm pretty sure the term, "I'm like cheese" is either used as a way of saying, "I stink" or I burn easily without tanning...I'm either white or red...I'M IRISH!
Oof, dude, just went to the beach and played some volleyball whilst forgetting deodorant and sunscreen; now I'm like cheese!
by PotterHead uwu July 2, 2019
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your the baby I'm the daddy

When you have a MILF/cougar and have to let her know she the baby and you the daddy!
by JayBucks July 21, 2024
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