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<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>
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having hats that are the size of allah

me:"i love having hats that are the size of allah" friend:"what."
by jobiff March 31, 2025
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I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
by The SQUIP April 5, 2022
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What you say when you listen to the most quietest song ever.
*most quietest song ever plays on an iPod"
Diaima Ajsmfhfnfbrgifrbg:I have to turn up my headphones at full volume because this song is so quiet
by thecharacterwannie July 11, 2022
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DOES GYATT HAVE A BOYFRIEND

Wanting to know if a girl with A MASSIVE BUTT has a boyfriend.
Spasoje: hello
Spasoje: does gyatt have a boyfriend
Spasoje: asking for a friend
Me: no no
Me: She breakup that night
Spasoje: i will tell him that
Spaoje: friend
Spasoje: i would never do that to her
by natagyatt September 27, 2023
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Now That I have Your Attention

A phrase that always follows a ragebait comment or statement when the person who said it wants to be heard.

This usually doesn't work, and will in fact often results in you getting punched, or ignored at the very least.
Guy: "Skyrim is overrated"

Crowd: "What the fuck did you just say"

Guy: "Now that I have your attention..."
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 9, 2025
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I have got a chubby

Mildly stimulated penis , with enough interest in it to begin to engorge, but not quite enough to facilitate a full boner.

Enough however to exclaim I have got a chubby.
Yes, she’s reasonably tidy , not in the league of a 500 dollar hooker maybe, but to be fair I have got a chubby .
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
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