Ghost Cake

A girls ass that is fatter than what’s expected

Did you see Hannah’s instagram, I didn’t know her ass was that fat, she got a Ghost Cake

by Finsterblaster May 3, 2019

ghost crap

When you are too edgy to say ghost shit, so you say the polished version of it.

So like, when you are at school, and the teacher doesn't want you to cuss, you say ghost crap. But I have no clue why people would you say "ghost crap" at school.

Cayle: Wow, what a nice dump I took there.
Cayle: Wait, why is my @$$ clean?
Cayle: *LOOKS AT TOILET*
Cayle: TF? Why is there nothing?!
Cayle: Must be ghost sh-- I mean, ghost crap.

by broception_15 May 12, 2019

Ghost Turds

Also known as Styrofoam Packing Peanuts. Those little foam bits meant to protect a product that was shipped in a box. Often white, and thus also referred to as 'Ghost Turds'

1. Michael opened the box, and had to dig through all the Ghost Turds to take out the tiny statue he had bought for his collection.

2. Jeanette watched her cat jump into the box, then come out of it quickly, it's fur static and covered in styrofoam peanuts.
"Awww, Waffles, you're covered in Ghost Turds!"

by VampireTate May 13, 2019

Ghosting

When someone is online/active but they’re not reading your messages

“stop ghosting me”

by Frost836 May 17, 2019

The Ghost

Someone named Justin who has the last laugh always, despite what Derik says also he is better than Derik Whoops

Justin is THE GHOST and Derik isn’t

by Hector the molestor April 8, 2019

Ghosted

When you drop someone completely with no context.

Lizzie: “I hate Zach Efron.”
Jordan: “Ghosted.”

by BloodyTampon48 April 10, 2019

Ghost Turd

-when you feel a shit come out of your ass but you don’t see it in the toilet. Bonus points if it’s a clean shit too.

1: *in my head to myself* “bruh I just took a whopping shit and it’s nowhere to be seen in this toilet..”

2: “you ever take a shit and it feels like you shat a bunch and when you look in the toilet, there’s nothing in there?”

“Yeah, I call those ghost turds”

by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 28, 2019