Five Guys Shits

The irresistible urge to blow up a bathroom after eating Five Guys. Usually sets in 53-65 minutes after consuming. Worsened by Cajun Fries
Man Running Through Airport: “Excuse me, excuse me, coming through. “
Stranger 1: “He must have a tight connection.”
Stranger 2: “No, I’ve seen that run before and that crazed look in his eyes. Poor bastard has the Five Guys Shits.
by lws0925 August 11, 2019
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fist to five

intransitive verb; to place one's hand inside of another's anal cavity fully before uncurling one's fingers
The squad conducted the fist to five semi-weekly in order to better organize their innards
by Wei Jia January 19, 2022
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Five In The Same Hole

Flamingo and Friends.
The "Flamingo and Friends" consist of one female and five men.
This is Five In The Same Hole.

It's hard to fit, but they manage.
"Yo bro, wanna watch some Five In The Same Hole?"
"Flamingo and Friends?"
"Yeah bro"
"Bettttt"
by therealmodshonda#1fan January 17, 2023
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Five Finger Life

A way to say you find a way to get what you need, even if you have to steal it.

Resorting to theft to meet needs, such as stealing food to eat or clothes to stay warm:
If I can’t buy it then I’ll resort to five finger life and get it for myself.

“He paid rent by living that five finger life.”
by Casheel February 5, 2021
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<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel JosE Robles <Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna> Is Set Free June, seventeenth, Two Thousand And Twenty Five<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 16, 2025
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Five-Wheeler

Five-Wheeler

Most US states imprint a small wheelchair emblem on the license plates of “handicapped” drivers. Thus, the emblem constitutes a fifth wheel for a handicapped driver’s vehicle, thereby rendering the car a five-wheeler.
Since losing a leg to diabetes, Roger drives his five-wheeler to the donut shop.
by Goofnut April 1, 2025
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Five-Dick torso

A Unit of measurement based on your Dick length vs her torso length.
That girl has an five-dick torso for sure.

Brittany’s a real four-dicker.
by Catwater311 May 8, 2021
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