scrambling eggs

To masturbate with a hand warmer before you enter her vagina and when she cums her egg is scrambled from the warm dick.

Scrambling Eggs- "Shit, Kyle really went to town scrambling eggs last night!"

by LickDickRick January 31, 2018

Queefster egg

When you queef so hard you spontaneously ovulate.

God damn, her stand up routine gave me a queefster egg. Next time we go, I’m gonna have to wear a tampon.

I queefster egged my pants when I realized Joanna & Chip were beards.

by Mouthshart88 February 4, 2018

egg donor

selling ur eggs on the black market

“yo my bich bianca is an egg donor, she selling her eggs all over the black market.”

by 🍒👼🏼💌🍯 February 14, 2018

Egg Monstering

When one is so overwhelmed with emotion that they become a emotional squealing ball of joy.

Damn, she really Egg monstered after he kissed her at that party
If she runs away Egg monstering, she's probably texting me.

by Noot noot December 30, 2016

split my eggs

when you fail at something very hard and you can't do anything about it and you feel like ending it all

Guy #1: yo, you got that coffee we ordered man?
Guy #2: yea its right here *DROPS COFFEE* Oh Darn it
Guy #1: you really split the eggs this time, man
Guy #2 yea I guess I split my eggs

by SenpaiMilk January 20, 2017

since eggs

Term meaning the earliest thing in existence.

Man1: When did you get those shoes?
Man2: Oh these? I've had these since eggs.

by Mango Rubicoon February 6, 2017

Egg Baby

A strange individual who shares characteristic with an animal that comes from an egg.

The egg baby shared characteristics with a penguin

by Agownley February 6, 2017