1. Noun - Litterally, to be forced to crawl underneath a row of well-hung canines, thus allowing each of their phalices to graze your face or outright bump you in the eye. Occaisionally leaving a smear of clear liquid.
2. Noun - Any event or circumstance that is utterly terrible and is comparably as unpleasant as a literal dog crawl.
2. Noun - Any event or circumstance that is utterly terrible and is comparably as unpleasant as a literal dog crawl.
1. "Dude, in guatemala they employ the dog crawl as a form of capital punishment!"
2. "Crew practice was a dog crawl today. Coach made us do two 6k pieces."
2. "Crew practice was a dog crawl today. Coach made us do two 6k pieces."
by Dr. Dogcrawler November 2, 2009
Get the Dog Crawlmug. someone who likes to just shim things up,
or a nick name for someone whos just shimmin or something you yell at random times.
or a nick name for someone whos just shimmin or something you yell at random times.
SHIM-DOG!
by stewthecool May 16, 2011
Get the shim-dogmug. Certain dog breeds, weiner dogs included, are unable to stop eating even if they are full. Resulting in becoming ill, and even death.
Eating long past you are full, or knowingly should have stopped; and now feel sick.
Eating long past you are full, or knowingly should have stopped; and now feel sick.
"I am weiner dogging so bad, but this food is just too good!"
Friend dragging chip basket out of reach.."Quit weiner dogging you said you were full 5 times already."
Friend dragging chip basket out of reach.."Quit weiner dogging you said you were full 5 times already."
by Khappylittletrees November 14, 2018
Get the weiner doggingmug. It's a fatass dog that looks like a fucking bathtub don't feed your dog butter it is gonna turn into a bathtub dog
by Lemon drop dizzy January 2, 2017
Get the bathtub dogmug. Another word for a penis.
by anonymous November 14, 2020
Get the Jim dogmug. A dog acquired either during retirement or less commonly as a manisfestation of ENS (empty nesting syndrome) that is treated with a high degree of preference, most often surpassing that of any actual children a retiree has.
My parent’s retirement dog, Murphy, got more Christmas presents than me.
Dad got a purse for his retiremtent dog; we call it the Murphpurse.
Dad got a purse for his retiremtent dog; we call it the Murphpurse.
by Shariah Moonbeam December 26, 2018
Get the retirement dogmug. Bloke #1: Have you seen Nigel?
Bloke #2: He got pissed and was gray dogging a hobo behind the pub last I saw.
Bloke #2: He got pissed and was gray dogging a hobo behind the pub last I saw.
by ermaghernet October 23, 2012
Get the Gray Doggingmug.