death valley steamer

When a girl shits between your balls

Shelly got excited and plopped a big steamy load, a death valley steamer, poop in the valley of my balls.

by leoger541 May 26, 2015

Death Metal Treatment

Any kind of rough treatment. For example, shaking a baby

This guy gave me a wedgie so I gave him the Death Metal Treatment in return.

by YuOfTheNight December 7, 2019

the black windmill of death

How all the colored girls fight in hip-hop clubs.Both arms flailing in a windmill fashion with a hawk-bill knife or box cutter in each hand.This usually doesn't occur until after precursory face scratching and the pulling out of hair pieces,weaves and extensions.

I saw two Negresses going after each other in the black windmill of death over some deadbeat playa.

by wolfbait51 November 24, 2011

The Magic Finger of death

Magic Finger is the act of rubbing your finger on your butthole making it stinky. Then rubbing it just below the enemies nostrils. Making the smell of poo inescapable. This act must only be used as a last resort due to the severity of the cruel act. The magic finger of death is commonly put on the same level as the nuclear bomb that hit hiroshima

Man 1: *wipes The Magic Finger of death across nostrils*
Man 2: HELP ME AHH FUCK HELPPP.
Man 1: My magical finger is too powerful, too stinky, like my smelly bumhole

by The fartmeister May 31, 2023

free trial of death

sleep

Son: Hey, when's Dad's free trial of death going to be over?
Mom: Sigh, why can't you just call it sleep, like a normal person?

by SomeCaliGirl June 23, 2022

dead death rocker

A steaming pile of foul shit.

Damn! Don't go to the restroom, I just dropped a dead death rocker.

by Tiredofstupid93 May 1, 2023

death by a thousand papercuts

when something has so many issues that would be minor on their own that it becomes terrible.

Guy: So, whats wrong with it?
IT Guy: Man, this PC has so many damn bugs. It's a death by a thousand papercuts type deal.

by balls man 1564 October 26, 2022