noun: an intense desire to give up your figure for nine months so that you can bring a child into the world who you will love, cherish, have lots of stress over, and get ugly veins in your legs from.
"I got hit with baby-itch so bad today that I bought a diaper bag to put away...just in case, y'know, just in case."
by BrownsvilleGirl April 11, 2005
Get the baby-itchmug. an oxymoron. the most bad ass vehicle to ever to be hand
crafted by the gods. bad ass god in car form one must be qualified in only one area to drive a baby truck. flipping a bird. When baby truck passes inadequate drivers aka females and slow drivers one must fist pump out the window like champ
crafted by the gods. bad ass god in car form one must be qualified in only one area to drive a baby truck. flipping a bird. When baby truck passes inadequate drivers aka females and slow drivers one must fist pump out the window like champ
Yesterday i saw... baby truck in Ohio, for some reason the
people fist pumped at me.
When i asked chuck norris what kind of car he drove he said "i only drive baby truck"
when i asked kirsten to drive her baby truck she said no that only she had the divine right.
when tyler and kenzie tried to touch baby truck their hands burnt off.
on mean girls when regina george gets hit by a bus, it was really a baby truck in disguise
people fist pumped at me.
When i asked chuck norris what kind of car he drove he said "i only drive baby truck"
when i asked kirsten to drive her baby truck she said no that only she had the divine right.
when tyler and kenzie tried to touch baby truck their hands burnt off.
on mean girls when regina george gets hit by a bus, it was really a baby truck in disguise
by zlopping queen February 16, 2010
Get the baby truckmug. A completely fictional creature invented in the 1980's by the Church of Voodoo Pharmacology. The allegation was that crack cocaine smoked by pregnant women essentially caused fetal alcohol syndrome, when in fact (as many doctors have testified), the often-freakish babies born to crack addicts were the victims of serious malnutrition (as their mothers were often very poor and/or retarded) and of course fetal alcohol syndrome.
Interviewer: Tell us about the crack baby plague which is sweeping the nation.
Doctor: Actually, on examining these "crack babies," I find that their mothers were almost always alcholics and chain-smokers who were seriously malnourished during pregnancy. Any fetus would be extremely lucky to end up normal in that situation, with or without cocaine.
Interviewer: No, you're not getting the concept. We want to know about the *plague* of *crack babies*. If you won't cooperate we'll just interview someone else.
(true story, paraphrased)
Doctor: Actually, on examining these "crack babies," I find that their mothers were almost always alcholics and chain-smokers who were seriously malnourished during pregnancy. Any fetus would be extremely lucky to end up normal in that situation, with or without cocaine.
Interviewer: No, you're not getting the concept. We want to know about the *plague* of *crack babies*. If you won't cooperate we'll just interview someone else.
(true story, paraphrased)
by jazzriff October 29, 2005
Get the crack babymug. by tyrannosauruslexxx January 17, 2009
Get the youtube babymug. Elmo's homie on Sesame Street.
by Raw Doggy April 5, 2010
Get the Baby Bearmug. by Delta Charlie October 3, 2006
Get the Steak Babymug. Baby Yoda is a quite recently discovered Swedish Delicacy. Discovered in December 2019, this bat-eared alien was prospected for flavor by famous food connoisseur PewDiePie. Although this exiting new culinary discovery has not been Gordon Ramsay approved, many expect great things of this rare delight.
by KrakenCalamari December 18, 2019
Get the Baby Yodamug.