twaat

a funny and relatable birthday, thank you, etc card company

person1: I cant find any amusing birthday cards, do you recommend any?
person2: Yes, Twaat cards is the place to buy from!

by verticlepantiesonawall February 6, 2025

Twat Swatting

The female version of cock blocking

My girl was twat swatting last night so I didn't get that D like I wanted

by ReapDini April 29, 2025

Twat Swap

Twat swapping is the term used for couples who partake in swinging. Typically referring to the females being swapped between the partners.

FRIEND: "Hey did you hear why Chris and Ryan haven't been at practice. THEYVE BEEN TWAT SWAPPING KAREN AND LISA EVERY TUESDAY NIGHT INSTEAD OF GOING TO PRACTICE.

FRIEND 2: No way

by Antibarbie69 April 30, 2025

Twatanese

It's a language men speak when they are on their menstrual cycle.

It's a language men speak when there in transition.

When a man has low level of testosterone and forms side boobs, man titties, etc.....

Penis friendly.

Why are you so twatanese?

Why are you acting so twatanese?

by DomoKibbleBri May 16, 2025

Twat

twat /twŏt/
noun

1. The vulva.

2. A woman or girl.
3. A foolish or contemptible person.

4. Joanna fucking White

That twat Joanna white.

by KeyzerSöze June 4, 2025

Twat

Undesirable person.

Fucking twat took my last beer and didn't even ask.

by Randy goat fucker July 17, 2025

Twat-O-Rama

Pussy makes the world go around……it’s the “Twat-O-Rama!”

I swear……that “twat-o-rama” makes the world go around!

by Cliffy6988 July 17, 2025