turble

Terrible turtle

The turble won the race.

by Teen moms December 9, 2016

Turdle

When you swim in poo

Verb: Turdling

No! Stop doing a turdle!
OR
Stop turdling!

by MWUK1909 December 19, 2016

Turtles

The most beautiful living creature are turtles

I like turtles

by ArceusGods December 24, 2016

turtles

Worse than llamas because llamas are awesome.

turtles are noobier than llamas

by Acritus April 20, 2017

turtles

A game played in the car where the windows are rolled up and the fresh air vent is closed, then 1 or more (preferably all) of the occupants bust ass. The loser is the first person to open the window and stick their head out..resembling a turtle.

Oh, I got a good one coming!
Me too!! Let's play turtles!!!

by phishing phool July 12, 2017

Tirtle

The Akward brother of a turtle. He's not really into much. He's a piece of shit

What is he doing! What a tirtle
He's not speaking much in class, we'll Call him a tirtle now

by Kål August 17, 2017

Turdle Wax

When you’re receiving a handjob and you have to take a shit, so your partner open palm catches it and proceeds to use your turd to jerk you off.

Glenn really enjoys when chicks turdle wax him after a his pineapple pizza’s.

by Cracklized November 15, 2017