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Lady Jane'd

To jizz on a girl's crotch, and then shaving your armpits onto your jizz to give her pubes.
"I've been growing for six years to lady jane this bitch!"

"After I Lady Jane'd my wife I licked it all up because she puked"
by jfwsvfbeuiwvbw November 25, 2011
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Real ladies man

A guy who claims to know everything about women and sex, but has probably only had sex maybe once or twice.
(Sarcastically) He knows a lot, he must be a real ladies man.
by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023
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Lady Like

A Women/Man who does not mess around when she/he sees dirt.They do not mess around with cleaning and they are Germaphobes so don't mention anything about dirt around them.They can be great friends and they are great when it comes to Fancy place.
Man#1:She is so Fancy and Pretty I wonder if her house is the same.
Man#2:Well no duh that's my gf's best friend her house is AMAZING!Sh rid so lady like
by NobodyNeedsThisInfo518 June 30, 2021
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Lady Gaga

lol, idk. Im too busy solving a conpierency, trust me. lady gaga
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lady gambling

Lady gambling is when a group of girl (aka hen party) go out and pick up random dudes. The winner is the one who picks up the dude with the biggest cock and Dan deliver proof the next morning.
The girls and I are going lady gambling, see you tomorrow morning.
by Yo Mark! May 5, 2018
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Lunch Lady Land

In Adam Sandlers SNL song lunch lady land is a place where the lunch lady's go when they are not serving food. It is a magical land where all the lunch foods are alive and love the lunch lady because she makes the kids eat them but the best lunch food there is the sloppy joe because he never loses faith in the lunch lady
School boy: where is the lunch lady

School girl: she is in Lunch Lady Land
by SPACE JOE August 17, 2020
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Lady Bacon

Lady Bacon
The resulting product of wet curing a tender pork fillet in the Vagina of a mature menopausal woman for six or more days.
A prized delicacy in many obscure native communities , it commands high prices on the dark web

Girl Bacon
As for Lady bacon but the vagina curing takes place in a pre menstrual girl. This bacon can also be made using tender veal fillets rather than pork.

Queen Bacon

is the rarest of all in this category, and is achieved in the same way as Girl bacon but only can be made while the hostess is menstruating..
We especially enjoyed our hostesses Carbonara, as she had prepared her very own Lady Bacon!
by Pookiemay February 9, 2024
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