by smjgJsbjgsm April 22, 2019

Person 1: Hey, do you know Dr. Egg?
Person 2: Yeah! I seen him yesterday at the carnival! He cracked up on the Ferris Wheel.
Person 1: Oh.. So he's dead?
Person 2: Yeah.. He was my lawyer..
Person 2: Yeah! I seen him yesterday at the carnival! He cracked up on the Ferris Wheel.
Person 1: Oh.. So he's dead?
Person 2: Yeah.. He was my lawyer..
by roarararar March 16, 2021

IT'S A GOD DAMN FOOD THAT CHICKENS POOP OUT
WHY THE HELL IS EVERYONE ASSOCIATING IT WITH EVERYTHING ELSE?!?!?!
WHY THE HELL IS EVERYONE ASSOCIATING IT WITH EVERYTHING ELSE?!?!?!
1: Whatcha have for breakfast today?
2: I had some eggs.
1: Where do baby chicks come from?
2: They hatch from eggs.
2: I had some eggs.
1: Where do baby chicks come from?
2: They hatch from eggs.
by THIS IS MR MAN BOI June 7, 2021

by John S. Mith October 17, 2008

Originally created in cardiff UK by HARDNORMALDADDY aka me and mate taking the piss out of a roadman we encounterd who was aggressive back in 2015..... We literally made 100's of soft boil ting jokes that spiraled out of control.
Someone who is soft inside and not on a gas mark 5 ting and hardboiled egg like me yeh.
Someone who is soft inside and not on a gas mark 5 ting and hardboiled egg like me yeh.
by HARDNORMALDADDYAKAJFUNK February 25, 2021

An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.
"These people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023

A mythical creature that lurks and hunts his prey. It is extremely affective at scaring a creature named "Hendrix". It has 3 legs on the side with a yellow frame and a jagged red half. It is a limited Roblox UGC item.
"The Spider Egg surprised Hendrix again!"
"Him and his friends got a Spider Egg face painting on there face"
"Him and his friends got a Spider Egg face painting on there face"
by Planet Benny May 24, 2025
