Crack Baby Name

A baby who was born while their mother was on crack and has a weird crack head name.

"You seen what Deeangeloquan did today" "man he got such a crack baby name"

by anonymous December 7, 2020

Eres un crack

“Eres un crack” is a phrase used by usually Mexicans saying in a exaggerated “you are cool” or “you are very cool”

Juan: (does magic trick)
Joan: Eres un crack

by Ghost141 November 7, 2022

crack apple

Just as a candied apple is made, A crack apple is first assembled by taking a nice large shiny red apple and shoving a popsicle stick in it. Next you must take a 9 inch skillet and place it over a vat of lard on low flame. Place the perferred crack serium (baking soda, Some of that shiny fish scale scama shit, and a lil love). Brew it until the oily cheese starts forming on the top. Dip and rotate the apple until the cheese coats and cools to a urine/amber color. Removing the core is optional, but must be replaced by either more crack or candy.

Trick or treat in the ghetto can be rewarding, Candies, chocolate and crack apples are abundant on hslloween!

by fo zum April 26, 2009

fat-crack

One who is only slightly overweight or obese.

Person 1. "Dude, I've gotta get back to the gym."

Person 2. "Yeah man, you are a fat-crack."

by Lauro Chavez November 4, 2007

Crack Status

Straight up. Or madd. Top status. Hardcore. Doing something for real. Seriously doing something; Ex: Hardcore chilling.

1: What's up?
2: Crack status chillin, you?
1: Word. Same.

by [lena] January 9, 2008

Crack-Heads

To become beyond excited about an event.

The home team scored a winning touchdown in the final seconds and the crowd just went crack-heads.

by Zo, Joose, and Jeff November 21, 2005

Crack one out

To lascerate your cock while 'watching videos of/imagining/looking at photos of/in the presence of' hot sexy women.

Masturbation in laymans terms.

James: "Im going home for a wank."
Tim: "haha, james is gonna crack one out, the randy bastard, remember to clean yourself up, and your mums back, dont be rubbin the cum into her back too much again".

by Professor Stupidity March 29, 2008