Coffee Ninjas are usually local beings living in your neighbourhood and hiding in plain sight.
They appear tired with big bags under their eyes because of their nightly activities. They are also referred to as insomniacs and night owl.
You can easily befriend a coffee ninja by offering them some dark bitter coffee.
Coffee Ninjas are peaceful by nature but be careful not to disturb their piece or hurt their friends. They're wrath is scary
There's a reason they're called "ninjas"...
They appear tired with big bags under their eyes because of their nightly activities. They are also referred to as insomniacs and night owl.
You can easily befriend a coffee ninja by offering them some dark bitter coffee.
Coffee Ninjas are peaceful by nature but be careful not to disturb their piece or hurt their friends. They're wrath is scary
There's a reason they're called "ninjas"...
P1: Hello! Sorry just wanted to give you some coffee.
Coffee Ninja: thanks, you are in my not-kill-list now.
P1:Dude, I met a Coffee Ninja!
P2: Wow, be careful they're insomniacs!
Coffee Ninja: I have the power of coffee gods by my side and I will fight the Monday monster for the sake of all humanity
Coffee Ninja: thanks, you are in my not-kill-list now.
P1:Dude, I met a Coffee Ninja!
P2: Wow, be careful they're insomniacs!
Coffee Ninja: I have the power of coffee gods by my side and I will fight the Monday monster for the sake of all humanity
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